The following story is told to Jellobutt by a variety of unreliable sources: So, Bam Bam, Belly Dancer and Yanky Crank were out laying trial the day before the Monkey run. All was well and good until Bam Bam the token Aussie for the day had a brilliant idea. Bam Bam: Hey yous, check this out...cricky, fuck me dead, defo, thats a big fucking hill, that one. Belly Dancer: Bloody hell mate, blimey, fucking buttocks of a hill. Brilliant! Yanky Crank: Get yer bathers, stoke up the barbie, and hit that billabong. Bam: Hey cobbers, that can be one mean back check, dardy deadset. I'm devo. Get the blue sticks. Belly: Bugger all, that hill makes me chundered. That be one big cock up. Yanky: Dont be a drongo mate. Fair Dinkum, that hill is one bad furphy. Bam: Hey Yanky Crank, why you speaking Aussie? Yanky: You larrikin or legless? I'm American mate.... Bam: Shut the fuck up and get up that hill, go 200 meters.... and don't forget the sticks. Yanky: You mongrel, Piece of piss. I reckon I shoot through once I put on my sunnies. Belly: I'm gobsmacked, hey Cranky, I hear there's a whorehouse on the top of that hill. Yanky: Yea, get me a shiela right quick with my stiffy. Then skull a slab and snag. Bam: Get going mate, time for my ciggy and some tucker. 30 minutes later, Yanky Crank is coming down the hill. Belly Dancer: Hey mate, you look gutted. You see the whorehouse up there? Yanky: Strewth, yea, and I saw three blokes as well. Bam: Three? Where they from? Yanky: Well, I asked the first one who was leaving the whorehouse after he did his business with the sheila, where he from.., and he says "I'm Finnish."...Then I saw another bloke coming up the hill, in a hurry, and he runs into the whorehouse, can't wait to hit the bulls eye so to speak, so I asked him where he's from. and he says "I'm Russian." So, then I peek inside the whorehouse and see a bed, a sheila, and a man gettin' it on. I asked him where he's from but he was too busy doing the ole in and out so I guess he's Himalayan.