Run #127, Fri 16 Oct 2026

Monkey Outstation


Hares: G.I. Joe, Bangka Blower, Two Snakes Fucking, Sausage Head, Auto Felatio


Run Details:

Sign Up Fee: 1200 THB
Sign Up Deadline For Run Memento: 1 October

Pay signup fee to The Hares: G.I. Joe, Bangka Blower, Two Snakes Fucking, Sausage Head, Auto Felatio

Includes:

Shirt run memento
Transport
Beer/soft drinks
Circle food
On On On venue


On Run: 31, Virgins: 3, On Waitlist: 0, Max Signups: 50

A reminder the Monkey has a no smoking in the circle policy.
Before you light up, please step away from the circle, preferably downwind of your fellow chimps. 🙏

Itinerary

Wed 14 Oct: Bar Hop (men only)
Thu 15 Oct: Full Moon Run (mixed)
Fri 16 Oct: Pattaya Monkey Outstation Run, Angeles (men only)
Sat 17 Oct: Clark Run, 8.00 am Parade Ground, Social run/walk followed by coffee,5 kms (mixed)
Sat 17 Oct: BEACH (men only), 40 th Anniversary with a T-shirt available
Sat 17 Oct: Corona Hash (1:30 leave from Harriett's Place)
Sat 17 Oct: Ladies Bushranger (ladies only)
Sun 18 Oct: Angeles City H3 Oktoberfest Run, Jeepneys leave the Premiere at 2.00 sharp (mixed)
Mon 19 Oct: Subic Bay - Anniversary Run (mixed)
Tue 20 Oct: Bangkok Angkaan Horny Hares H3 Outstation (invite and men only limited to 25)
Wed 21 Oct: HIV Bundok Run, Subic Bay (men only)
Sat 24 Oct: La Union – Anniversary Run (mixed)

Meet At: 10:30, Bus Leaves: 11:00

Meeting Point: Premier Hotel

Registration For Monkey Run #127 Is Now Open

Online Registration Form

Monkey Motto Is Can't Do - Don't Do

To register for a Monkey run the chimp must be willing and able to walk at least 8 km over moderately difficult terrain in 2 hours. If a medical condition arises after a chimp registers, they should contact mismanagement. Mismanagement can then, in consultation with the hares, advise whether the chimp should give up their spot to someone on the waitlist, or if the chimp will be allowed to attend the run.

Monkey Virgin Policy: Virgins are expected to complete the entire trail.

Names Highlighted In Red Are Those That Have Not Paid In Full


NameAmount OwedPaid To DateAwardCircle Drink PreferenceShirt SizeStyleOwn ChairHash Transport
G.I. Joe00San MigLSleevedY
Bangka Blower00San MigXLSleeved
Two Snakes Fucking00San MigLSleeved
Sausage Head00San MigLSleeveless
Auto Felatio00San MigLSleeved
Anal Retard01,200San Mig3XLSleeved
Blind Doug
Out Of Country, Promise To Pay		1,2000San Mig2XLSleeved
Ferocious Fart01,200San MigXLSleevedY
Honey Dew01,200San MigXLSleeved
Hot Wheels01,200San Mig3XLSleevedY
iboibo01,200San Mig2XLSleeved
Knob Marley01,200San MigLSleeved
Little Sparrow01,20012 Run Award PatchSan MigXLSleevelessY
Micro P. Dick01,200San MigLSleevedY
Pig Fucker!01,200San Mig2XLSleeved
René van Wissen01,200San Mig2XLSleeved
Saput01,200San MigMSleevedY
Sheik Meme01,200San MigLSleeveless
Shithead01,200San Mig2XLSleeved
Sir Fancy Pants1,2000San MigLSleeveless
Slug01,200San MigXLSleeved
Solar Panel01,200San Mig2XLSleevedY
Soldermizer01,200San MigLSleevedY
Son Of Bitch01,200San MigLSleevedY
Trucka Fucka01,200San MigXLSleevedY
Two Pricks01,200San MigLSleeveless
V.V.01,200San MigLSleeveless
Whore In The Window01,200San MigLSleeveless
Wingnut01,200San Mig2XLSleevedY
Wrong Way01,200San MigLSleevedY
Yakkity Yak01,200San Mig2XLSleevedY

NameAmount OwedPaid To Date
Sir Fancy Pants1,2000

Total Signup Fees Held By Hash Cash:0
Total Signup Fees Held By Others:0
Total Signup Fees Held By Hares:28,800

Unpaid Total:2,400

Amount Allocated Per Hasher For Hare Expenses:1,200
No. Hashers On Run:31
Total Hares Budget:37,200

Shirt SizeSleevedSleevelessTotal Shirts
M101
L8614
XL516
2XL808
3XL202
Shirt Totals24731
Estimated Cost6,7201,8208,540

NameShirt SizeStyle
Anal Retard3XLSleeved
Auto FelatioLSleeved
Bangka BlowerXLSleeved
Blind Doug2XLSleeved
Ferocious FartXLSleeved
G.I. JoeLSleeved
Honey DewXLSleeved
Hot Wheels3XLSleeved
iboibo2XLSleeved
Knob MarleyLSleeved
Little SparrowXLSleeveless
Micro P. DickLSleeved
Pig Fucker!2XLSleeved
René van Wissen2XLSleeved
SaputMSleeved
Sausage HeadLSleeveless
Sheik MemeLSleeveless
Shithead2XLSleeved
Sir Fancy PantsLSleeveless
SlugXLSleeved
Solar Panel2XLSleeved
SoldermizerLSleeved
Son Of BitchLSleeved
Trucka FuckaXLSleeved
Two PricksLSleeveless
Two Snakes FuckingLSleeved
V.V.LSleeveless
Whore In The WindowLSleeveless
Wingnut2XLSleeved
Wrong WayLSleeved
Yakkity Yak2XLSleeved

NameDescriptionPost Date
Anal RetardPayment Of 1,200 Paid To Bangka Blower15 September
Ferocious FartPayment Of 1,200 Paid To Bangka Blower24 September
Honey DewPayment Of 1,200 Paid To Bangka Blower15 September
Knob MarleyPayment Of 1,200 Paid To G.I. Joe21 September
Micro P. DickPayment Of 1,200 Paid To Bangka Blower24 September
Pig Fucker!Payment Of 1,200 Paid To Two Snakes Fucking28 September
René van WissenPayment Of 1,200 Paid To G.I. Joe7 September
SaputPayment Of 1,200 Paid To Bangka Blower15 September
ShitheadPayment Of 1,200 Paid To G.I. Joe26 September
SlugPayment Of 1,200 Paid To G.I. Joe4 October
Solar PanelPayment Of 1,200 Paid To Bangka Blower15 September
SoldermizerPayment Of 1,200 Paid To Bangka Blower15 September
Son Of BitchPayment Of 1,200 Paid To G.I. Joe1 October
Trucka FuckaPayment Of 1,200 Paid To Bangka Blower15 September
V.V.Payment Of 1,200 Paid To G.I. Joe21 September
WingnutPayment Of 1,200 Paid To Bangka Blower15 September
Wrong WayPayment Of 1,200 Paid To Bangka Blower15 September
Yakkity YakPayment Of 1,200 Paid To Bangka Blower15 September

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