Run #127, Fri 16 Oct 2026
Monkey Outstation

Hares: G.I. Joe, Bangka Blower, Two Snakes Fucking, Sausage Head, Auto Felatio
Run Details:
Sign Up Fee: 1200 THB
Sign Up Deadline For Run Memento: 1 October
Pay signup fee to The Hares: G.I. Joe, Bangka Blower, Two Snakes Fucking, Sausage Head, Auto Felatio
Includes:
Shirt run memento
Transport
Beer/soft drinks
Circle food
On On On venue
On Run: 25, Virgins: 3, On Waitlist: 0, Max Signups: 50
Itinerary
Wed 14 Oct: Bar Hop (men only)
Thu 15 Oct: Full Moon Run (mixed)
Fri 16 Oct: Pattaya Monkey Outstation Run, Angeles (men only)
Sat 17 Oct: Clark Run, 8.00 am Parade Ground, Social run/walk followed by coffee,5 kms (mixed)
Sat 17 Oct: BEACH (men only), 40 th Anniversary with a T-shirt available
Sat 17 Oct: Corona Hash (1:30 leave from Harriett's Place)
Sat 17 Oct: Ladies Bushranger (ladies only)
Sun 18 Oct: Angeles City H3 Oktoberfest Run, Jeepneys leave the Premiere at 2.00 sharp (mixed)
Mon 19 Oct: Subic Bay - Anniversary Run (mixed)
Tue 20 Oct: Bangkok Angkaan Horny Hares H3 Outstation (invite and men only limited to 25)
Wed 21 Oct: HIV Bundok Run, Subic Bay (men only)
Sat 24 Oct: La Union – Anniversary Run (mixed)
Meet Point: TBD
Registration For Monkey Run #127 Is Now Open
Online Registration Form
Monkey Motto Is Can't Do - Don't Do
To register for a Monkey run the chimp must be willing and able to walk at least 8 km over moderately difficult terrain in 2 hours.
If a medical condition arises after a chimp registers, they should contact mismanagement.
Mismanagement can then, in consultation with the hares, advise whether the chimp should give up their spot to someone on the waitlist,
or if the chimp will be allowed to attend the run.
Monkey Virgin Policy: Virgins are expected to complete the entire trail.
Names Highlighted In Red Are Those That Have Not Paid In Full
| Name | Amount Owed | Paid To Date | Award | Circle Drink Preference | Shirt Size | Style | Own Chair | Hash Transport |
|---|
| G.I. Joe | 0 | 0 | | San Mig | L | Sleeved | Y | |
| Bangka Blower | 0 | 0 | | San Mig | XL | Sleeved | | |
| Two Snakes Fucking | 0 | 0 | | San Mig | L | Sleeved | | |
| Sausage Head | 0 | 0 | | San Mig | L | Sleeveless | | |
| Auto Felatio | 0 | 0 | | San Mig | L | Sleeved | | |
| Anal Retard | 1,200 | 0 | | San Mig | 3XL | Sleeved | | |
| Blind Doug | 1,200 | 0 | | San Mig | 2XL | Sleeved | | |
| Boring Wanker | 0 | 1,200 | | San Mig | L | Sleeved | | |
| Honey Dew | 1,200 | 0 | | San Mig | XL | Sleeved | | |
| Hot Wheels | 0 | 1,200 | | San Mig | 3XL | Sleeved | Y | |
| iboibo | 1,200 | 0 | | San Mig | 2XL | Sleeved | | |
| Knob Marley | 1,200 | 0 | | San Mig | L | Sleeved | | |
| Little Sparrow | 0 | 1,200 | 12 Run Award Patch | San Mig | 2XL | Sleeveless | Y | |
| Saput | 1,200 | 0 | | San Mig | M | Sleeved | Y | |
| Sheik Meme | 0 | 1,200 | | San Mig | L | Sleeveless | | |
| Slug | 1,200 | 0 | | San Mig | XL | Sleeved | | |
| Solar Panel | 1,200 | 0 | | San Mig | 2XL | Sleeved | Y | |
| Soldermizer | 1,200 | 0 | | San Mig | L | Sleeved | Y | |
| Trucka Fucka | 1,200 | 0 | | San Mig | XL | Sleeved | Y | |
| Two Pricks | 0 | 1,200 | | San Mig | L | Sleeveless | | |
| V.V. | 1,200 | 0 | | San Mig | L | Sleeveless | | |
| Whore In The Window | 1,200 | 0 | | San Mig | L | Sleeveless | | |
| Wingnut | 1,200 | 0 | | San Mig | 2XL | Sleeved | Y | |
| Wrong Way | 1,200 | 0 | | San Mig | L | Sleeved | Y | |
| Yakkity Yak | 1,200 | 0 | | San Mig | 2XL | Sleeved | Y | |
| Name | Amount Owed | Paid To Date |
|---|
| Anal Retard | 1,200 | 0 |
| Blind Doug | 1,200 | 0 |
| Honey Dew | 1,200 | 0 |
| iboibo | 1,200 | 0 |
| Knob Marley | 1,200 | 0 |
| Saput | 1,200 | 0 |
| Slug | 1,200 | 0 |
| Solar Panel | 1,200 | 0 |
| Soldermizer | 1,200 | 0 |
| Trucka Fucka | 1,200 | 0 |
| V.V. | 1,200 | 0 |
| Whore In The Window | 1,200 | 0 |
| Wingnut | 1,200 | 0 |
| Wrong Way | 1,200 | 0 |
| Yakkity Yak | 1,200 | 0 |
| Total Signup Fees Held By Hash Cash: | | 0 |
| Total Signup Fees Held By Others: | | 0 |
| Total Signup Fees Held By Hares: | | 6,000 |
|
| Unpaid Total: | | 18,000 |
|
| Amount Allocated Per Hasher For Hare Expenses: | | 1,200 |
| No. Hashers On Run: | | 25 |
| Total Hares Budget: | | 30,000 |
|
| Shirt Size | Sleeved | Sleeveless | Total Shirts |
|---|
| M | 1 | 0 | 1 |
| L | 7 | 5 | 12 |
| XL | 4 | 0 | 4 |
| 2XL | 5 | 1 | 6 |
| 3XL | 2 | 0 | 2 |
| Shirt Totals | 19 | 6 | 25 |
| Estimated Cost | 5,320 | 1,560 | 6,880 |
| Name | Shirt Size | Style |
|---|
| Anal Retard | 3XL | Sleeved |
| Auto Felatio | L | Sleeved |
| Bangka Blower | XL | Sleeved |
| Blind Doug | 2XL | Sleeved |
| Boring Wanker | L | Sleeved |
| G.I. Joe | L | Sleeved |
| Honey Dew | XL | Sleeved |
| Hot Wheels | 3XL | Sleeved |
| iboibo | 2XL | Sleeved |
| Knob Marley | L | Sleeved |
| Little Sparrow | 2XL | Sleeveless |
| Saput | M | Sleeved |
| Sausage Head | L | Sleeveless |
| Sheik Meme | L | Sleeveless |
| Slug | XL | Sleeved |
| Solar Panel | 2XL | Sleeved |
| Soldermizer | L | Sleeved |
| Trucka Fucka | XL | Sleeved |
| Two Pricks | L | Sleeveless |
| Two Snakes Fucking | L | Sleeved |
| V.V. | L | Sleeveless |
| Whore In The Window | L | Sleeveless |
| Wingnut | 2XL | Sleeved |
| Wrong Way | L | Sleeved |
| Yakkity Yak | 2XL | Sleeved |
| Name | Description | Post Date |
|---|
| Boring Wanker | Payment Of 1,200 Paid To G.I. Joe | 4 August |
| Hot Wheels | Payment Of 1,200 Paid To G.I. Joe | 6 August |
| Little Sparrow | Payment Of 1,200 Paid To G.I. Joe | 31 July |
| Sheik Meme | Payment Of 1,200 Paid To G.I. Joe | 31 July |
| Two Pricks | Payment Of 1,200 Paid To G.I. Joe | 18 August |
Shirt Sizing Chart
