Run #126, Sat 26 Sep 2026
End Of The World Monkey
Hares: Panzer Fister, Little Sparrow, V.V.
Run Details:
Sign Up Fee: 1300 THB
Sign Up Deadline For Run Memento: 11 September
Pay signup fee to Pussy Snatcher, G.I. Joe, GM, The Hares: Panzer Fister, Little Sparrow, V.V.
Includes:
Shirt run memento
Transport
Beer/soft drinks
Circle food
On On On venue
On Run: 40, Virgins: 2, On Waitlist: 0, Max Signups: 46
Meet At: 10:00, Bus Leaves: 10:30
Registration For Monkey Run #126 Is Now Open
Online Registration Form
Monkey Motto Is Can't Do - Don't Do
To register for a Monkey run the chimp must be willing and able to walk at least 8 km over moderately difficult terrain in 2 hours.
If a medical condition arises after a chimp registers, they should contact mismanagement.
Mismanagement can then, in consultation with the hares, advise whether the chimp should give up their spot to someone on the waitlist,
or if the chimp will be allowed to attend the run.
Monkey Virgin Policy: Virgins are expected to complete the entire trail.
Names Highlighted In Red Are Those That Have Not Paid In Full
| Name | Amount Owed | Paid To Date | Award | Circle Drink Preference | Shirt Size | Style | Own Chair | Hash Transport |
|---|
| Panzer Fister | 0 | 0 | 24 Run Award Shirt | Leo Cans | XL | Sleeved | Y | |
| Little Sparrow | 0 | 0 | 12 Run Award Patch | Leo Cans | XL | Sleeveless | | |
| V.V. | 0 | 0 | | Chang Cans | L | Sleeveless | | |
| Andy Whore Hole | 0 | 1,300 | | Leo Cans | XL | Sleeveless | | |
Auto Felatio
Out Of Country, Promise To Pay | 1,300 | 0 | | San Mig Zero Small Bottles | L | Sleeved | | |
Beetroot Head
Out Of Country, Promise To Pay | 1,300 | 0 | | San Mig Light Cans | XL | Sleeved | | |
| Boring Wanker | 0 | 1,300 | | San Mig Zero Small Bottles | L | Sleeved | | |
| Cannon Ball | 0 | 1,300 | | San Mig Light Cans | L | Sleeved | | |
| Caroline | 0 | 1,300 | | Leo Cans | M | Sleeveless | Y | |
| Classic | 0 | 1,300 | | Chang Cans | L | Sleeved | | |
| Dirt Looney | 0 | 1,300 | | Leo Cans | L | Sleeved | Y | |
| Don't Call Me Dick | 0 | 1,300 | | Chang Cans | XL | Sleeved | Y | |
| Fattus Maximus | 0 | 1,300 | | Heineken 0.0 Large Cans | 2XL | Sleeved | Y | |
| Fingerless | 1,300 | 0 | | Leo Cans | XL | Sleeved | | |
| G.I. Joe | 0 | 1,300 | | San Mig Zero Small Bottles | L | Sleeved | Y | |
| Glass Cow | 1,300 | 0 | | Leo Cans | L | Sleeved | | |
| Horst Dick | 1,300 | 0 | | Leo Cans | 2XL | Sleeved | Y | |
| Jellobutt | 0 | 1,300 | | Leo Cans | L | Sleeveless | | |
| Knob Marley | 0 | 1,300 | | Leo Cans | L | Sleeved | | |
| Mayo Queen | 0 | 1,300 | | Soda Water | L | Sleeved | | |
| Messiah | 1,300 | 0 | | Full Moon Dark | 2XL | Sleeved | | |
| Miserable Cunt | 0 | 1,300 | | San Mig Light Cans | XL | Sleeveless | | |
| Moonlight | 0 | 1,300 | | Leo Cans | XL | Sleeved | Y | |
| Mud Cracker | 300 | 1,000 | 36 Run Award Cap (Missed) | San Mig Zero Small Bottles | L | Sleeveless | | |
| No Hope | 0 | 1,300 | | Carabao Dunkel Cans | XL | Sleeved | Y | |
Oily Bob
Out Of Country, Promise To Pay | 1,300 | 0 | | My Beer Large Cans | XL | Sleeved | Y | |
| Out Of Order | 1,300 | 0 | | Leo Cans | 2XL | Sleeveless | | |
| Pussy Snatcher | 0 | 1,300 | | Leo Cans | 2XL | Sleeved | Y | |
| Rampant Rabbit | 0 | 1,300 | | Tiger Cans | XL | Sleeved | | |
| René van Wissen | 0 | 1,300 | | Chang Cans | 2XL | Sleeved | | |
| Slug | 0 | 1,300 | | San Mig Light Cans | XL | Sleeved | | |
| Son Of Bitch | 0 | 1,300 | | San Mig Zero Small Bottles | L | Sleeveless | Y | |
| Sperm Polluter | 0 | 1,300 | | My Beer Large Cans | XL | Sleeved | | |
| Street Cleaner | 0 | 1,300 | | San Mig Light Cans | XL | Sleeved | Y | |
| Substandard | 0 | 1,300 | | Leo Cans | M | Sleeved | | |
| Swing Low Sweet Testicles | 0 | 1,300 | | Carabao Dunkel Cans | L | Sleeveless | Y | |
| The Wizard | 0 | 1,300 | | San Mig Zero Small Bottles | XL | Sleeved | | |
| Two Pricks | 0 | 1,300 | | Leo Cans | L | Sleeved | Y | |
| Whore In The Window | 0 | 1,300 | | Leo Cans | L | Sleeveless | | |
| YMCA | 0 | 1,300 | | San Mig Light Cans | 2XL | Sleeved | Y | |
| Name | Amount Owed | Paid To Date |
|---|
| Fingerless | 1,300 | 0 |
| Glass Cow | 1,300 | 0 |
| Horst Dick | 1,300 | 0 |
| Messiah | 1,300 | 0 |
| Mud Cracker | 300 | 1,000 |
| Out Of Order | 1,300 | 0 |
| Total Signup Fees Held By Hash Cash: | | 29,600 |
| Total Signup Fees Held By Others: | | 2,600 |
| Total Signup Fees Held By Hares: | | 5,200 |
|
| Unpaid Total: | | 9,400 |
|
| Amount Allocated Per Hasher For Hare Expenses: | | 600 |
| No. Hashers On Run: | | 40 |
| Total Hares Budget: | | 24,000 |
|
| Shirt Size | Sleeved | Sleeveless | Total Shirts |
|---|
| M | 1 | 1 | 2 |
| L | 10 | 6 | 16 |
| XL | 12 | 3 | 15 |
| 2XL | 6 | 1 | 7 |
| Shirt Totals | 29 | 11 | 40 |
| Estimated Cost | 8,120 | 2,860 | 10,980 |
| Name | Shirt Size | Style |
|---|
| Andy Whore Hole | XL | Sleeveless |
| Auto Felatio | L | Sleeved |
| Beetroot Head | XL | Sleeved |
| Boring Wanker | L | Sleeved |
| Cannon Ball | L | Sleeved |
| Caroline | M | Sleeveless |
| Classic | L | Sleeved |
| Dirt Looney | L | Sleeved |
| Don't Call Me Dick | XL | Sleeved |
| Fattus Maximus | 2XL | Sleeved |
| Fingerless | XL | Sleeved |
| G.I. Joe | L | Sleeved |
| Glass Cow | L | Sleeved |
| Horst Dick | 2XL | Sleeved |
| Jellobutt | L | Sleeveless |
| Knob Marley | L | Sleeved |
| Little Sparrow | XL | Sleeveless |
| Mayo Queen | L | Sleeved |
| Messiah | 2XL | Sleeved |
| Miserable Cunt | XL | Sleeveless |
| Moonlight | XL | Sleeved |
| Mud Cracker | L | Sleeveless |
| No Hope | XL | Sleeved |
| Oily Bob | XL | Sleeved |
| Out Of Order | 2XL | Sleeveless |
| Panzer Fister | XL | Sleeved |
| Pussy Snatcher | 2XL | Sleeved |
| Rampant Rabbit | XL | Sleeved |
| René van Wissen | 2XL | Sleeved |
| Slug | XL | Sleeved |
| Son Of Bitch | L | Sleeveless |
| Sperm Polluter | XL | Sleeved |
| Street Cleaner | XL | Sleeved |
| Substandard | M | Sleeved |
| Swing Low Sweet Testicles | L | Sleeveless |
| The Wizard | XL | Sleeved |
| Two Pricks | L | Sleeved |
| V.V. | L | Sleeveless |
| Whore In The Window | L | Sleeveless |
| YMCA | 2XL | Sleeved |
| Name | Description | Post Date |
|---|
| Classic | Payment Of 1,300 Paid To Sperm Polluter | 10 September |
| Fattus Maximus | Payment Of 1,300 Paid To G.I. Joe | 7 September |
| Fattus Maximus | Payment Of 1,300 That Was Held By G.I. Joe Was Transfered To Hash Cash | 9 September |
| Knob Marley | Payment Of 1,300 Paid By Miserable Cunt Was Paid To Jellobutt | 10 September |
| Mud Cracker | Payment Of 1,000 Paid To G.I. Joe | 7 September |
| Mud Cracker | Payment Of 1,000 That Was Held By G.I. Joe Was Transfered To Hash Cash | 9 September |
| René van Wissen | Payment Of 1,300 Paid To G.I. Joe | 7 September |
| René van Wissen | Payment Of 1,300 That Was Held By G.I. Joe Was Transfered To Hash Cash | 9 September |
| Slug | Payment Of 1,300 Paid To G.I. Joe | 7 September |
| Slug | Payment Of 1,300 That Was Held By G.I. Joe Was Transfered To Hash Cash | 9 September |
| Son Of Bitch | Payment Of 1,300 Paid To Hash Cash | 1 September |
| Substandard | Payment Of 1,300 Paid To Hash Cash | 7 September |
| The Wizard | Payment Of 1,300 Paid To Hash Cash | 5 September |
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