Run #125, Sat 25 Jul 2026
The Fckd Up Monkey
Hares: Jellobutt, Andy Whore Hole, Pussy Snatcher
Run Details:
Sign Up Fee: 1300
Pay signup fee to Pussy Snatcher, G.I. Joe, GM, The Hares: Jellobutt, Andy Whore Hole, Pussy Snatcher
Includes:
Shirt run memento
Transport
Beer/soft drinks
Circle food
On On On venue
On Run: 32, Virgins: 0, On Waitlist: 0, Max Signups: 46
Virgin Limits In Place Until: Sun 14 June
Meet At: 10:00, Bus Leaves: 10:30
Registration For Monkey Run #125 Is Now Open
Online Registration Form
Monkey Motto Is Can't Do - Don't Do
To register for a Monkey run the chimp must be willing and able to walk at least 8 km over moderately difficult terrain in 2 hours.
If a medical condition arises after a chimp registers, they should contact mismanagement.
Mismanagement can then, in consultation with the hares, advise whether the chimp should give up their spot to someone on the waitlist,
or if the chimp will be allowed to attend the run.
Monkey Virgin Policy: Virgins are expected to complete the entire trail.
Names Highlighted In Red Are Those That Have Not Paid In Full
| Name | Amount Owed | Paid To Date | Award | Circle Drink Preference | Shirt Size | Style | Own Chair | Hash Transport |
|---|
| Jellobutt | 0 | 0 | | Leo Cans | L | Sleeveless | | |
| Andy Whore Hole | 0 | 0 | 36 Run Award Cap (Black) | Leo Cans | XL | Sleeveless | | |
| Pussy Snatcher | 0 | 0 | 96 Run Award: Cap Or Shirt | Leo Cans | 2XL | Sleeved | Y | |
| Anal Acrobat | 1,300 | 0 | 12 Run Award Patch | San Mig Zero Small Bottles | M | Sleeved | | |
| Arse Bandit | 1,300 | 0 | | Leo Cans | 2XL | Sleeved | | |
| Atomic Muff Diver | 1,300 | 0 | | San Mig Light Cans | L | Sleeved | Y | |
| Beetroot Head | 1,300 | 0 | | Leo Cans | XL | Sleeved | | |
| Boring Wanker | 1,300 | 0 | | San Mig Zero Small Bottles | L | Sleeved | | |
| Brotherly Luv | 1,300 | 0 | | Chang Cans | 5XL | Sleeved | Y | |
| Cannon Ball | 1,300 | 0 | 36 Run Award Cap (Blue) | San Mig Light Cans | L | Sleeved | | |
| Chuck Wao | 1,300 | 0 | | Leo Cans | XL | Sleeved | | |
| Dirt Looney | 1,300 | 0 | | Leo Cans | L | Sleeved | Y | |
| Fattus Maximus | 1,300 | 0 | | Tiger Cans | 2XL | Sleeved | Y | |
| G.I. Joe | 0 | 1,300 | | San Mig Zero Small Bottles | L | Sleeved | Y | |
| Glass Cow | 1,300 | 0 | | Leo Cans | L | Sleeved | | |
| Hand Cream | 1,300 | 0 | | Carabao Dunkel Cans | M | Sleeveless | | |
| Ice Butt Buddy | 1,300 | 0 | | San Mig Light Cans | XL | Sleeved | | |
| Little Sparrow | 300 | 1,000 | | Leo Cans | XL | Sleeveless | | |
| Mayo Queen | 1,300 | 0 | | Soda Water | L | Sleeved | | |
| Miserable Cunt | 0 | 1,300 | | San Mig Light Cans | XL | Sleeveless | | |
| Mud Cracker | 1,300 | 0 | | San Mig Zero Small Bottles | L | Sleeveless | | |
| No Hope | 300 | 1,000 | | Carabao Dunkel Cans | XL | Sleeved | Y | |
| Panzer Fister | 1,300 | 0 | | Leo Cans | XL | Sleeved | Y | |
| Pee Wee Herman | 1,300 | 0 | | My Beer Large Cans | L | Sleeved | | |
| She's The Boss | 1,300 | 0 | | San Mig Zero Small Bottles | XL | Sleeved | Y | |
| Sperm Polluter | 1,300 | 0 | | My Beer Large Cans | XL | Sleeved | | |
| Street Cleaner | 0 | 1,300 | | San Mig Light Cans | XL | Sleeved | Y | |
| Swing Low Sweet Testicles | 1,300 | 0 | | Carabao Dunkel Cans | L | Sleeveless | Y | |
| The Wizard | 1,300 | 0 | | San Mig Zero Small Bottles | XL | Sleeved | | |
| Two Pricks | 1,300 | 0 | | Leo Cans | L | Sleeved | Y | |
| Whore In The Window | 1,300 | 0 | | Leo Cans | L | Sleeveless | | |
| YMCA | 1,300 | 0 | | San Mig Light Cans | 2XL | Sleeved | Y | |
| Name | Amount Owed | Paid To Date |
|---|
| Anal Acrobat | 1,300 | 0 |
| Arse Bandit | 1,300 | 0 |
| Atomic Muff Diver | 1,300 | 0 |
| Beetroot Head | 1,300 | 0 |
| Boring Wanker | 1,300 | 0 |
| Brotherly Luv | 1,300 | 0 |
| Cannon Ball | 1,300 | 0 |
| Chuck Wao | 1,300 | 0 |
| Dirt Looney | 1,300 | 0 |
| Fattus Maximus | 1,300 | 0 |
| Glass Cow | 1,300 | 0 |
| Hand Cream | 1,300 | 0 |
| Ice Butt Buddy | 1,300 | 0 |
| Little Sparrow | 300 | 1,000 |
| Mayo Queen | 1,300 | 0 |
| Mud Cracker | 1,300 | 0 |
| No Hope | 300 | 1,000 |
| Panzer Fister | 1,300 | 0 |
| Pee Wee Herman | 1,300 | 0 |
| She's The Boss | 1,300 | 0 |
| Sperm Polluter | 1,300 | 0 |
| Swing Low Sweet Testicles | 1,300 | 0 |
| The Wizard | 1,300 | 0 |
| Two Pricks | 1,300 | 0 |
| Whore In The Window | 1,300 | 0 |
| YMCA | 1,300 | 0 |
No Hashers On Waitlist
| Total Signup Fees Held By Hash Cash: | | 4,600 |
| Total Signup Fees Held By Others: | | 0 |
| Total Signup Fees Held By Hares: | | 1,300 |
|
| Unpaid Total: | | 31,800 |
|
| Amount Allocated Per Hasher For Hare Expenses: | | 600 |
| No. Hashers On Run: | | 32 |
| Total Hares Budget: | | 19,200 |
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| Shirt Size | Sleeved | Sleeveless | Total Shirts |
|---|
| M | 1 | 1 | 2 |
| L | 9 | 4 | 13 |
| XL | 9 | 3 | 12 |
| 2XL | 4 | 0 | 4 |
| 5XL | 1 | 0 | 1 |
| Shirt Totals | 24 | 8 | 32 |
| Estimated Cost | 6,720 | 2,080 | 8,800 |
| Name | Shirt Size | Style |
|---|
| Anal Acrobat | M | Sleeved |
| Andy Whore Hole | XL | Sleeveless |
| Arse Bandit | 2XL | Sleeved |
| Atomic Muff Diver | L | Sleeved |
| Beetroot Head | XL | Sleeved |
| Boring Wanker | L | Sleeved |
| Brotherly Luv | 5XL | Sleeved |
| Cannon Ball | L | Sleeved |
| Chuck Wao | XL | Sleeved |
| Dirt Looney | L | Sleeved |
| Fattus Maximus | 2XL | Sleeved |
| G.I. Joe | L | Sleeved |
| Glass Cow | L | Sleeved |
| Hand Cream | M | Sleeveless |
| Ice Butt Buddy | XL | Sleeved |
| Jellobutt | L | Sleeveless |
| Little Sparrow | XL | Sleeveless |
| Mayo Queen | L | Sleeved |
| Miserable Cunt | XL | Sleeveless |
| Mud Cracker | L | Sleeveless |
| No Hope | XL | Sleeved |
| Panzer Fister | XL | Sleeved |
| Pee Wee Herman | L | Sleeved |
| Pussy Snatcher | 2XL | Sleeved |
| She's The Boss | XL | Sleeved |
| Sperm Polluter | XL | Sleeved |
| Street Cleaner | XL | Sleeved |
| Swing Low Sweet Testicles | L | Sleeveless |
| The Wizard | XL | Sleeved |
| Two Pricks | L | Sleeved |
| Whore In The Window | L | Sleeveless |
| YMCA | 2XL | Sleeved |
| Name | Description | Post Date |
|---|
| Miserable Cunt | Payment Of 1,300 Paid To Andy Whore Hole | 30 May |
| Miserable Cunt | Payment Of 1,300 That Was Held By Andy Whore Hole Transfered To Hash Cash | 4 June |
| Street Cleaner | Payment Of 1,300 Paid To G.I. Joe | 2 June |
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