Run #128, Sat 21 Nov 2026
Chilled Out Monkey
Hares: No Hope, Sperm Polluter, Dirt Looney
Run Details:
Sign Up Fee: 1300 THB
Sign Up Deadline For Run Memento: 6 November
Pay signup fee to Pussy Snatcher, G.I. Joe, GM, The Hares: No Hope, Sperm Polluter, Dirt Looney
Includes:
Shirt run memento
Transport
Beer/soft drinks
Circle food
On On On venue
On Run: 37, Virgins: 4, On Waitlist: 0, Max Signups: 46
A reminder the Monkey has a no smoking in the circle policy.
Before you light up, please step away from the circle, preferably downwind of your fellow chimps. 🙏
Meet At: 10:00, Bus Leaves: 10:30
Registration For Monkey Run #128 Is Now Open
Online Registration Form
Monkey Motto Is Can't Do - Don't Do
To register for a Monkey run the chimp must be willing and able to walk at least 8 km over moderately difficult terrain in 2 hours.
If a medical condition arises after a chimp registers, they should contact mismanagement.
Mismanagement can then, in consultation with the hares, advise whether the chimp should give up their spot to someone on the waitlist,
or if the chimp will be allowed to attend the run.
Monkey Virgin Policy: Virgins are expected to complete the entire trail.
Names Highlighted In Red Are Those That Have Not Paid In Full
| Name | Amount Owed | Paid To Date | Award | Circle Drink Preference | Shirt Size | Style | Own Chair | Hash Transport |
|---|
| No Hope | 0 | 0 | | Carabao Dunkel Cans | XL | Sleeved | Y | |
| Sperm Polluter | 0 | 0 | | My Beer Large Cans | XL | Sleeved | | |
| Dirt Looney | 0 | 0 | | Leo Cans | L | Sleeved | Y | |
| Anal Acrobat | 1,300 | 0 | | San Mig Zero Small Bottles | M | Sleeved | | |
| Andy Whore Hole | 0 | 1,300 | | Leo Cans | XL | Sleeveless | | |
| Ball Ringer | 0 | 1,300 | | San Mig Light Cans | M | Sleeveless | | |
| Beetroot Head | 0 | 1,300 | | San Mig Light Cans | XL | Sleeved | | |
| Belly Dancer | 0 | 1,300 | | Leo Cans | XL | Sleeved | | |
| Bring out the Gimp | 1,300 | 0 | | San Mig Light Cans | XL | Sleeved | | |
| Cannon Ball | 0 | 1,300 | | San Mig Light Cans | L | Sleeved | | |
Chorizo
Out Of Country, Promise To Pay | 1,300 | 0 | | Chang Cans | XL | Sleeved | | |
Dead Gump
Out Of Country, Promise To Pay | 1,300 | 0 | | Leo Cans | M | Sleeved | | |
| Fattus Maximus | 1,300 | 0 | | Heineken 0.0 Large Cans | 2XL | Sleeved | Y | |
| G.I. Joe | 0 | 1,300 | | San Mig Zero Small Bottles | L | Sleeved | Y | |
| Glass Cow | 1,300 | 0 | 12 Run Award Shirt | Leo Cans | L | Sleeved | | |
| Horny Viking | 1,300 | 0 | | Leo Cans | L | Sleeved | | |
| Horst Dick | 0 | 1,300 | | San Mig Light Cans | 2XL | Sleeved | Y | |
| Jellobutt | 1,300 | 0 | 108 Run Award Shirt | Leo Cans | L | Sleeveless | | |
| Kilt Lifter | 1,300 | 0 | | San Mig Light Cans | XL | Sleeved | Y | |
| Little Sparrow | 0 | 1,300 | | Leo Cans | XL | Sleeveless | | |
| Mayo Queen | 0 | 1,300 | | Soda Water | L | Sleeved | | |
| Mud Cracker | 1,300 | 0 | | San Mig Zero Small Bottles | L | Sleeveless | | |
| Muff Designher | 0 | 1,300 | | San Mig Zero Small Bottles | M | Sleeved | Y | |
| Out Of Order | 600 | 700 | | Leo Cans | 2XL | Sleeveless | | |
| Panzer Fister | 1,300 | 0 | | Leo Cans | XL | Sleeved | Y | |
| Phil the Pill | 0 | 1,300 | | San Mig Zero Small Bottles | XL | Sleeved | Y | |
| Pig-a-Dildo | 1,300 | 0 | | Chang Cans | XL | Sleeved | | |
| Pussy Snatcher | 0 | 1,300 | | Leo Cans | 2XL | Sleeved | Y | |
| Scar With 2 T's | 0 | 1,300 | | San Mig Light Cans | XL | Sleeveless | | |
| Shit On My Chest | 1,300 | 0 | | My Beer Large Cans | XL | Sleeved | | |
| Street Cleaner | 0 | 1,300 | | San Mig Light Cans | XL | Sleeved | Y | |
| Swing Low Sweet Testicles | 1,300 | 0 | | Carabao Dunkel Cans | L | Sleeveless | Y | |
| The Wizard | 0 | 1,300 | | San Mig Zero Small Bottles | XL | Sleeved | | |
| V.V. | 1,300 | 0 | | Chang Cans | L | Sleeveless | | |
| Virgin Virgin | 1,300 | 0 | | Chang Cans | XL | Sleeved | | |
| Whore In The Window | 1,300 | 0 | | Leo Cans | L | Sleeveless | | |
| YMCA | 0 | 1,300 | | San Mig Light Cans | 2XL | Sleeved | Y | |
| Name | Amount Owed | Paid To Date |
|---|
| Anal Acrobat | 1,300 | 0 |
| Bring out the Gimp | 1,300 | 0 |
| Fattus Maximus | 1,300 | 0 |
| Glass Cow | 1,300 | 0 |
| Horny Viking | 1,300 | 0 |
| Jellobutt | 1,300 | 0 |
| Kilt Lifter | 1,300 | 0 |
| Mud Cracker | 1,300 | 0 |
| Out Of Order | 600 | 700 |
| Panzer Fister | 1,300 | 0 |
| Pig-a-Dildo | 1,300 | 0 |
| Shit On My Chest | 1,300 | 0 |
| Swing Low Sweet Testicles | 1,300 | 0 |
| V.V. | 1,300 | 0 |
| Virgin Virgin | 1,300 | 0 |
| Whore In The Window | 1,300 | 0 |
| Total Signup Fees Held By Hash Cash: | | 15,000 |
| Total Signup Fees Held By Others: | | 0 |
| Total Signup Fees Held By Hares: | | 6,500 |
|
| Unpaid Total: | | 21,400 |
|
| Amount Allocated Per Hasher For Hare Expenses: | | 600 |
| No. Hashers On Run: | | 37 |
| Total Hares Budget: | | 22,200 |
|
| Shirt Size | Sleeved | Sleeveless | Total Shirts |
|---|
| M | 3 | 1 | 4 |
| L | 6 | 5 | 11 |
| XL | 14 | 3 | 17 |
| 2XL | 4 | 1 | 5 |
| Shirt Totals | 27 | 10 | 37 |
| Estimated Cost | 7,560 | 2,600 | 10,160 |
| Name | Shirt Size | Style |
|---|
| Anal Acrobat | M | Sleeved |
| Andy Whore Hole | XL | Sleeveless |
| Ball Ringer | M | Sleeveless |
| Beetroot Head | XL | Sleeved |
| Belly Dancer | XL | Sleeved |
| Bring out the Gimp | XL | Sleeved |
| Cannon Ball | L | Sleeved |
| Chorizo | XL | Sleeved |
| Dead Gump | M | Sleeved |
| Dirt Looney | L | Sleeved |
| Fattus Maximus | 2XL | Sleeved |
| G.I. Joe | L | Sleeved |
| Glass Cow | L | Sleeved |
| Horny Viking | L | Sleeved |
| Horst Dick | 2XL | Sleeved |
| Jellobutt | L | Sleeveless |
| Kilt Lifter | XL | Sleeved |
| Little Sparrow | XL | Sleeveless |
| Mayo Queen | L | Sleeved |
| Mud Cracker | L | Sleeveless |
| Muff Designher | M | Sleeved |
| No Hope | XL | Sleeved |
| Out Of Order | 2XL | Sleeveless |
| Panzer Fister | XL | Sleeved |
| Phil the Pill | XL | Sleeved |
| Pig-a-Dildo | XL | Sleeved |
| Pussy Snatcher | 2XL | Sleeved |
| Scar With 2 T's | XL | Sleeveless |
| Shit On My Chest | XL | Sleeved |
| Sperm Polluter | XL | Sleeved |
| Street Cleaner | XL | Sleeved |
| Swing Low Sweet Testicles | L | Sleeveless |
| The Wizard | XL | Sleeved |
| V.V. | L | Sleeveless |
| Virgin Virgin | XL | Sleeved |
| Whore In The Window | L | Sleeveless |
| YMCA | 2XL | Sleeved |
| Name | Description | Post Date |
|---|
| Andy Whore Hole | Payment Of 1,300 Paid To Hash Cash | 22 October |
| Ball Ringer | Payment Of 1,300 Paid To Dirt Looney | 12 October |
| Beetroot Head | Payment Of 1,300 Paid To Hash Cash | 22 October |
| Belly Dancer | Payment Of 1,300 Paid To Dirt Looney | 7 October |
| Cannon Ball | Payment Of 1,300 Paid To Sperm Polluter | 19 October |
| Chorizo | Out Of Country, Promise To Pay | 25 October |
| Dead Gump | Out Of Country, Promise To Pay | 7 October |
| G.I. Joe | Payment Of 1,300 Paid To Hash Cash | 13 October |
| Horst Dick | Payment Of 1,300 Paid To Dirt Looney | 12 October |
| Little Sparrow | Payment Of 1,300 Paid To Hash Cash | 8 October |
| Mayo Queen | Payment Of 1,300 Paid To Hash Cash | 7 October |
| Muff Designher | Payment Of 1,300 Paid To Hash Cash | 21 October |
| Out Of Order | Payment Of 700 Paid To Hash Cash | 7 October |
| Phil the Pill | Payment Of 1,300 Paid To Sperm Polluter | 12 October |
| Pussy Snatcher | Payment Of 1,300 Paid To Hash Cash | 7 October |
| Scar With 2 T's | Payment Of 1,300 Paid To Hash Cash | 17 October |
| Street Cleaner | Payment Of 1,300 Paid To Hash Cash | 13 October |
| The Wizard | Payment Of 1,300 Paid To Hash Cash | 17 October |
| YMCA | Payment Of 1,300 Paid To Hash Cash | 7 October |
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