Run #124, Sat 23 May 2026
AGM Run
Hares: The Wizard, Sperm Polluter, Panzer Fister
Run Details:
Sign Up Fee: 1300
Pay signup fee to Pussy Snatcher, G.I. Joe, GM, The Hares: The Wizard, Sperm Polluter, Panzer Fister
Includes:
Shirt run memento
Transport
Beer/soft drinks
Circle food
On On On venue
On Run: 32, Virgins: 1, On Waitlist: 0, Max Signups: 46
Virgin Limits In Place Until: Tue 28 April
Meet At: 10:00, Bus Leaves: 10:30
Registration For Monkey Run #124 Is Now Open
Online Registration Form
Monkey Motto Is Can't Do - Don't Do - But I Will Try
The "But I Will Try" means it is expected those registering for a Monkey run will make an effort to finish the run once you start it, and you must at least start the run.
Please note, to register for a Monkey run the chimp must be willing and able to walk at least 8 km over moderately difficult terrain in 2 hours.
If a medical condition arises after a chimp registers, they should contact mismanagement. Mismanagement can then, in consultation with the hares,
advise whether the chimp should give up their spot to someone on the waitlist, or if the chimp will be allowed to attend the run.
Monkey Virgin Policy: Virgins are expected to complete the entire trail.
Names Highlighted In Red Are Those That Have Not Paid In Full
| Name | Amount Owed | Paid To Date | Award | Circle Drink Preference | Shirt Size | Style | Own Chair | Hash Transport |
|---|
| The Wizard | 0 | 0 | | San Mig Zero Small Bottles | XL | Sleeved | | |
| Sperm Polluter | 0 | 0 | | My Beer Large Cans | XL | Sleeved | | |
| Panzer Fister | 0 | 0 | | Leo Cans | XL | Sleeved | Y | |
| Anal Acrobat | 1,300 | 0 | | San Mig Zero Small Bottles | M | Sleeved | | |
| Andy Whore Hole | 1,300 | 0 | | Leo Cans | XL | Sleeveless | | |
| Atomic Muff Diver | 1,300 | 0 | | San Mig Light Cans | L | Sleeved | Y | |
| Beetroot Head | 1,300 | 0 | | Leo Cans | XL | Sleeved | | |
Belly Dancer
Out Of Country, Promise To Pay | 1,300 | 0 | | Leo Cans | XL | Sleeved | | |
| Boring Wanker | 1,300 | 0 | | San Mig Zero Small Bottles | L | Sleeved | | |
| Cannon Ball | 1,300 | 0 | | San Mig Light Cans | L | Sleeved | | |
| Dirt Looney | 1,300 | 0 | | Leo Cans | L | Sleeved | Y | |
| Don't Call Me Dick | 1,300 | 0 | | Chang Cans | XL | Sleeved | Y | |
| Drinks Like A Girl | 1,300 | 0 | | San Mig Zero Small Bottles | XL | Sleeved | Y | |
| Fattus Maximus | 1,300 | 0 | 12 Run Award Patch | Tiger Cans | 2XL | Sleeved | Y | |
| G.I. Joe | 0 | 1,300 | | San Mig Zero Small Bottles | L | Sleeved | Y | |
| Glass Cow | 1,300 | 0 | | Leo Cans | L | Sleeved | | |
| Half A Dick | 1,300 | 0 | | San Mig Light Cans | M | Sleeved | Y | |
| Hopeless Boring Cunt | 280 | 1,020 | | Chang Cans | XL | Sleeved | Y | |
| Jellobutt | 1,300 | 0 | | Leo Cans | L | Sleeveless | | |
| Kilt Lifter | 1,300 | 0 | | San Mig Light Cans | XL | Sleeved | Y | |
| Mayo Queen | 1,300 | 0 | | Soda Water | L | Sleeved | | |
| Miserable Cunt | 0 | 1,300 | 12 Run Award Patch | San Mig Light Cans | XL | Sleeveless | | |
| Moonlight | 1,300 | 0 | | Carabao Dunkel Cans | XL | Sleeved | Y | |
| No Hope | 0 | 1,300 | | Carabao Dunkel Cans | XL | Sleeved | Y | |
| Out Of Order | 1,300 | 0 | | Leo Cans | 2XL | Sleeveless | | |
| Pussy Snatcher | 0 | 1,300 | | Leo Cans | 2XL | Sleeved | Y | |
| Rampant Rabbit | 0 | 1,300 | | Tiger Cans | XL | Sleeved | | |
| Shit On My Chest | 1,300 | 0 | | My Beer Large Cans | XL | Sleeved | | |
| Slug | 1,300 | 0 | 24 Run Award Shirt | San Mig Light Cans | XL | Sleeved | | |
| Two Pricks | 1,300 | 0 | | Leo Cans | L | Sleeved | Y | |
| Whore In The Window | 1,300 | 0 | | Leo Cans | L | Sleeveless | | |
| YMCA | 1,300 | 0 | | San Mig Light Cans | 2XL | Sleeved | Y | |
| Name | Amount Owed | Paid To Date |
|---|
| Anal Acrobat | 1,300 | 0 |
| Andy Whore Hole | 1,300 | 0 |
| Atomic Muff Diver | 1,300 | 0 |
| Beetroot Head | 1,300 | 0 |
| Boring Wanker | 1,300 | 0 |
| Cannon Ball | 1,300 | 0 |
| Dirt Looney | 1,300 | 0 |
| Don't Call Me Dick | 1,300 | 0 |
| Drinks Like A Girl | 1,300 | 0 |
| Fattus Maximus | 1,300 | 0 |
| Glass Cow | 1,300 | 0 |
| Half A Dick | 1,300 | 0 |
| Hopeless Boring Cunt | 280 | 1,020 |
| Jellobutt | 1,300 | 0 |
| Kilt Lifter | 1,300 | 0 |
| Mayo Queen | 1,300 | 0 |
| Moonlight | 1,300 | 0 |
| Out Of Order | 1,300 | 0 |
| Shit On My Chest | 1,300 | 0 |
| Slug | 1,300 | 0 |
| Two Pricks | 1,300 | 0 |
| Whore In The Window | 1,300 | 0 |
| YMCA | 1,300 | 0 |
No Hashers On Waitlist
| Total Signup Fees Held By Hash Cash: | | 7,520 |
| Total Signup Fees Held By Others: | | 0 |
| Total Signup Fees Held By Hares: | | 0 |
|
| Unpaid Total: | | 28,880 |
|
| Amount Allocated Per Hasher For Hare Expenses: | | 600 |
| No. Hashers On Run: | | 32 |
| Total Hares Budget: | | 19,200 |
|
| Shirt Size | Sleeved | Sleeveless | Total Shirts |
|---|
| M | 3 | 0 | 3 |
| L | 11 | 3 | 14 |
| XL | 23 | 2 | 25 |
| 2XL | 4 | 1 | 5 |
| Shirt Totals | 41 | 6 | 47 |
| Estimated Cost | 7,560 | 1,300 | 8,860 |
| Name | Shirt Size | Style |
|---|
| Anal Acrobat | M | Sleeved |
| Andy Whore Hole | XL | Sleeveless |
| Atomic Muff Diver | L | Sleeved |
| Beetroot Head | XL | Sleeved |
| Belly Dancer | XL | Sleeved |
| Boring Wanker | L | Sleeved |
| Cannon Ball | L | Sleeved |
| Dirt Looney | L | Sleeved |
| Don't Call Me Dick | XL | Sleeved |
| Drinks Like A Girl | XL | Sleeved |
| Fattus Maximus | 2XL | Sleeved |
| G.I. Joe | L | Sleeved |
| Glass Cow | L | Sleeved |
| Half A Dick | M | Sleeved |
| Hopeless Boring Cunt | XL | Sleeved |
| Jellobutt | L | Sleeveless |
| Kilt Lifter | XL | Sleeved |
| Mayo Queen | L | Sleeved |
| Miserable Cunt | XL | Sleeveless |
| Moonlight | XL | Sleeved |
| No Hope | XL | Sleeved |
| Out Of Order | 2XL | Sleeveless |
| Panzer Fister | XL | Sleeved |
| Pussy Snatcher | 2XL | Sleeved |
| Rampant Rabbit | XL | Sleeved |
| Shit On My Chest | XL | Sleeved |
| Slug | XL | Sleeved |
| Sperm Polluter | XL | Sleeved |
| The Wizard | XL | Sleeved |
| Two Pricks | L | Sleeved |
| Whore In The Window | L | Sleeveless |
| YMCA | 2XL | Sleeved |
| Name | Description | Post Date |
|---|
| Belly Dancer | Out Of Country, Promise To Pay | 12 April |
| G.I. Joe | Payment Of 1,300 Paid To Hash Cash | 18 April |
| Hopeless Boring Cunt | Payment Of 1,020 Paid To Hash Cash | 17 April |
| Miserable Cunt | Payment Of 1,300 Paid To Hash Cash | 16 April |
| No Hope | Payment Of 1,300 Paid To Hash Cash | 16 April |
| Pussy Snatcher | Payment Of 1,300 Paid To Hash Cash | 15 April |
| Rampant Rabbit | Payment Of 1,300 Paid To Hash Cash | 16 April |
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