Steps To Haring A Monkey Run

Find An Open Run Date On The Hare Line
Contact The Hare Raiser, Dirt Looney With The Run You Wish To Hare
Review The Hare Guidelines Below

NOTE: Any deviation from established policies and procedures need to be communicated to and approved by mismanagement at least two months prior to your run.

Hare Line Condition: GREEN, Need Hares For Run #133 (25 Sep 2027)

Monkey Hare Line

Run #	Date	Hares	Theme	Remarks	Outstation	Sunset
126	26 Sep 2026	Panzer Fister, Little Sparrow, V.V.	End Of The World Monkey			18:10
127	16 Oct 2026	G.I. Joe, Bangka Blower, Two Snakes Fucking, Sausage Head, Auto Felatio	Monkey Outstation		Outstation
128	21 Nov 2026	No Hope, Sperm Polluter, Dirt Looney		3rd Sat To Avoid Fireworks Festival Traffic		17:47
129	23 Jan 2027	Milky Piss	Monkey Head			18:13
130	27 Mar 2027	Kilt Lifter, Shit On My Chest, Beetroot Head, Boring Wanker	Spartan 300 Monkey			18:28
131	22 May 2027	Sperm Polluter	AGM Run			18:37
132	24 Jul 2027	Jellobutt, Andy Whore Hole, Pussy Snatcher	FUBAR Monkey	Brought To You By Your Favorite Fckd Up Chimps		18:46
133	25 Sep 2027	Hares Required				18:11
134	20 Nov 2027	Hares Required		3rd Sat To Avoid Fireworks Festival Traffic		17:47
135	22 Jan 2028	Hares Required				18:13
136	25 Mar 2028	Hares Required				18:28
137	27 May 2028	Hares Required	AGM Run			18:38
138	22 Jul 2028	Hares Required				18:46
139	23 Sep 2028	Hares Required				18:12
140	18 Nov 2028	Hares Required		3rd Sat To Avoid Fireworks Festival Traffic		17:47