Date: July 25, 2026
Hares: Pussy Snatcher, Andy Whore Hole, Jellobutt
Theme: The Fucked Up Borg Monkey Run
Andy Whore Hole: ...and what's a Borg Monkey anyway?
Pussy Snatcher: A Borg Monkey is what happens when a normal hash monkey gets assimilated by the Collective.
Jellobutt: The individual identity becomes irrelevant and the designation "hare" has been assimilated.
Andy Whore Hole: Do you mean resistance if futile?
Jellobutt: Yes, On On has been acknowledged. We are the Borg.
Andy Whore Hole: No, but seriously, ....who's laying the paper?
Jellobutt: There is no "who" in the Collective.
Jellobutt: Yea, but the GM has to blame someone if the trail gets fucked up?
Jellobutt: Blame is an inefficient concept. Paper distribution pattern has been analyzed.
Pussy Snatcher: There are 4,372 possible paper patterns available of which all will be utilized.
Andy Whore Hole: Oh so, hashers will be assimilated by confusion.
Jellobutt: Exactly. Then the objective has been achieved. A complete state of Fucked Upness within the Borg Collective.
Andy Whore Hole: I think some hashers will try to shortcut the trail.
Pussy Snatcher: Negative. Borg Monkeys can not violate established protocol.
Jellobutt: If a hasher attempts to optimize his route he will be instantly assimilated.
Pussy Snatcher: There is no alternative branch of the collective trail network within the Borg operating system.
Andy Whore Hole: Yea, well, I still think we should lay paper the old fashion way.
Pussy Snatcher: Just remember, if no hashers are lost the algorithm has failed.
Jellobutt: Any complaints indicate a user error.
Pussy Snatcher: In which case, we must all accept corrective hydration.