After toasting the virgins the hares got the pack off. It was as usual [on a hash] very hot.
Paper was sometimes, on the 1st half, a bit sparse to be seen. R.U.Sure didn't make it far before returning to the Thistle by motorcycle taxi. CAN’T DO IT - DO’NT IT, well 7 of us lesser mortals gave up with fatigue after run times of between 2hrs 5mins and 2hrs 20mins on the 1st half.
The 1st part being 1hr 40 mins. It was the last check on the 1st leg that really tested the pack.The remaining pack took off on the 2nd leg doing ok until THE HILL which killed most of the runners off, with a check on the top. First of the runners to finish was Timmy Tight Pants, [what a man at 61] and Nar Hee Man, coming at 1hr 10mins.
The last runner [Arseaholic] struggled in dying on his feet after 3hrs. Fair play, what a hero.
The circle was called and most agreed, though hard, it was a good run. I was quite surprised Jackal didn’t fall down THE HILL. Rabbid Bitch, [virgin] and VV, [mouthy] got to wear the now ceremonial nappies. Ball Ringer and Spaghetti Head were iced for not wearing new shirts, also G.I. Joe for wearing a copy.
After much more icing, Really Sadistic Bastard was hilarious when he took the circle. As usual he had a go at Ringworm- the oldest man in the world and Ball Ringer- Mr Gullible.
Thanks to the hares for some great food both at the C site and at the ON ON bar.
On On
Sheik Bin Shaggin
