Pattaya Monkey H3 Scribe Report
Date: 7/22/2023
Name: "The C'est La Vie Monkey" That's French for: "To Be or Not To Be" ( google translate)
After an arduous 12km stroll through one of nature's finest sewer system this side of Detroit, the monsoon burst open wide. Hashers at the "D" site ran for make shift tents and baht buses. I mean the rain really came down hard.
I plunged into the first baht bus I saw. Unfortunately, I ran into the dreaded "French Speaking" baht bus. I wasn't happy.
I needed to get back to the safety of an anglophone baht bus. It was like being on a false trail that never finds paper again. Lost in a wilderness of brie and Voltaire. I sighed with resignation "Amor fati,... fuck it, embrace the suck."
So, I hunkered down with my google translator. I eavesdropped on the world of the Absurd. Below is the exact and precise translation of that conversation which was entirely in French. I recorded it on my iPhone, then translated into English with my google translator (WARNING, caution, reader discretion is advised):
Dirty Pussy: "So who was the hare today?"
Hot Wheels: "French Poodle"
V.V.:. "No no, not French Poodle, this is not the Swamp Rats, this the Monkey Hash, my name is V.V."
Hot Wheels: "Oh, thought this was the Swamps Rats run today....no idea why I would think that."
Dirty Pussy: "It was Ging Gang Goolies that told me today's hare was Frenchy Poodle."
Ging Gang Goolies: "Did not."
Dirty Pussy: "Did so."
GGG: "Did not"
DP: "You don't even speak French".
GG: "Do so"
DP: "Do not".
Hot Wheels: "So, how was the trail today? Great majestic views, exotic abundant wildlife, tropical island paradise?
GG: "We we."
Hot Wheels: "Sorry sir, in French we say "oui oui".
GG: "I know that."
HW: "merci beaucoup"
GG: "we we"
HW: "stop that."
GG: "C'est la vie."
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