Our Motto: Can't Do - Don't Do - But I Will Try, meaning you will make a concerted effort to finish the run once you start it and you must at least start the run. No bus sitters.

The run will normally be A to B to C with at least 1 water stop. Run length is approx 2 1/2 hours duration. Runs are every 2nd, odd numbered month, usually the 3rd Saturday.

The run is under the control of the Hares until it is completed at which time the GM takes control.

A run momento may be supplied by the hares in the form of a themed shirt, cap, shorts etc. The run momento is optional, it's up to the Hares.

If you would like to challenge yourself with some great trail running & then relax and enjoy some good humour, sign up for the next run.

There may or may not be an On On On Venue. Again, it's up to the Hares.

To register for a Monkey run the chimp must be willing and able to walk at least 8 km over moderately difficult terrain in 2 hours. If a medical condition arises after a chimp registers, they should contact mismanagement. Mismanagement can then, in consultation with the hares, advise whether the chimp should give up their spot to someone on the waitlist, or if the chimp will be allowed to attend the run.

Monkey Virgin Policy: Virgins are expected to complete the entire trail.

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Monkey tradition is all runners must wear brightly coloured, odd socks.

Or brightly coloured, odd gaitors.

Next Monkey Run #124, Sat 23 May 2026

AGM Run

Hares: The Wizard, Sperm Polluter, Panzer Fister

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