Monkey Run 57

19 September 2015

10th Anniversary Monkey

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Lord Lucan (RIP)



Total On Run - 29

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Fully Trained Returnees - 26

In From The Wild - 3

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Sperm Polluter
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Absolutely Fucking Clueless
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Delboy
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Scribe Report by The Ghost Rider

Location: Waiting for Greyhound in a baht bus under a highway flyover bridge on the way to the Monkey hash "A" site.

Ballringer: So Dellboy, I heard you finally drove on the "Hershey Highway" last night. Dellboy: What the fuck you talking about Ballringer? BR: You know, the old "fishing for mudfish". DB: Still not with you BR, completely lost. BR: You got to "fourth base" with your girlfriend. DB: You talking about "popping it in the toaster"? BR: Yea, "pushing it up hill." DB: "Going down the dirt road.?" BR: Yea, yea, so...you know thats quite an achievement, cracking, I been married for 10 years and still can't "make pound cake" with Bell End. Whats the secret to getting the girl to let you "pack the fudge". DB: Its really very simple BR, its all in the approach. You gotta be smooth and clever. First, take a shower then.... BR: Wait, wait, shower, really before doing the "humpty dumpty." DB: Yea, get cleaned up, put on the after shave, get a hair cut, look your best then drop 2 Roofies in her tea. BR: You mean knock her out before "digging the ditch". DB: Yea, its easier that way. Then when she wakes up, just ask her to make you a "Greek" sandwich. BR: But what if she suspects I've been using the "servants entrance". DB: Tell her to hold that thought while you take out the trash, then don't come home for a few hours. BR: Crackin' you really think that would work for getting the "plan B". DB: Absolutely BR, every time she brings up the conversation just tell her you think "lubing the tube" is disgusting. She'll never suspect you did the "painal" if you act like its repulsive...act dump...and in your case ...act natural. BR: Well, thanks a lot for those tips DB, ....I wonder what's taking Greyhound so long,..waiting 30 minutes already. I didn't bring any water with me... getting thirsty waiting under this flyover bridge...so hot. DB: Yea, I didn't bring any water with me either...just some leftover tea from last night. BR: Tea, yea, that sounds good, could I have some... DB: My pleasure

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