Monkey Run 124

23 May 2026

The Sperminator Monkey

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Hares

Hares
The Wizard
Hares
Sperm Polluter
Hares
Panzer Fister



Total On Run - 37

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Fully Trained Returnees - 35

In From The Wild - 2

Run Awards This Run

RunAwards
Miserable Cunt
12 Runs
RunAwards
Fattus Maximus
12 Runs
RunAwards
Slug
24 Runs
RunAwards
Mud Cracker
36 Runs

Circle Awards This Run

RunAwards
Sperm Polluter
GM Monkey Award
RunAwards
Mud Cracker
Golden Cock Award

Scribe Report by The Ghost Rider

The Wizard: So, what'll it be, bucket or bukkake?
The Sperminator: Bukkake sir, just don't shoot it in my ear, I might go deaf. 
The Wizard: Funny,...katoys cum in your mouth all the time and you never shut the fuck up.

Yankee Crank: Sorry to say this GM but today's run will need to be my swan song. My body is too limping old.
Belly Dancer: That's a shame.
Fattus Maximus: May your expectations remain low.
The Sperminator: "Hasta la vista, baby.”

The Wizard: Panzer Fister go lay paper up this dense nasty ass thick jungle and I'll meet you on the other side at the "C" site.
Panzer Fister: Why don't you go up the nasty ass thick jungle cliff with me?
The Wizard: Can't, the angry farmer with the machete is out today drunk on lao khao, take Spermy with you.
The Sperminator: "Come with me if you want to live.”

Panzer Fister: Hummm, not sure if there's really a trail up there, its all wild bushwhack.

The Wizard: It can’t be bargained with. It can’t be reasoned with. It doesn’t feel pity, or remorse, or fear…
Panzer Fister: I have a very bad feeling about this.
The Sperminator: "Hashers,... It’s in your nature to destroy yourselves.”

Panzer Fister: But what if the virgins get lost?
The Wizard:  No fate, but what we make. 
The Sperminator: "Judgement Day"

Panzer Fister: And what will you tell the virgins if they never watched the Terminator series. 
The Sperminator: I'll tell them to bring two stools to the circle and "I need your clothes, your boots, and your motorcycle.”

Cannon Ball: I thought we sacked Spermy last time he was the GM.
Beetroot Head: We did and the last thing we heard him say was....
The Sperminator: "I'll be back."
The Wizard: Yea, in a nappy.

On On
The Ghost Rider

Hares' Song

Fattus Maximus

It was on the fucking monkey
I first met Oz and Spunky
They put me in a nappy
And spanked my fucking monkey

Frigging on the Monkey
Frigging on the Monkey
Frigging on the Monkey
Cos there's fuck all else to do

The Captains name was Wizz
By Christ he was the bizz
He'd fuck all night and fuck all day
And still be full of jizz

Frigging on the monkey...

Hold on... give it some bollocks!
Bollocks!

The first mates name was Spermy
He was a fuckin pervy
He stuffed his arse with broken glass
And circumcised the Wizard

Frigging on the Monkey....

Now it's changed again
Spermy's the new GM
Another year of fun
And taking it up the...

Frigging on the Monkey...


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